1.23.2007

24 Hour Fatness

As some of may know, I frequently go to 24 Hour Fitness (not to workout – I just like watching 5 TVs at the same time). What you may not know is that they have many obese employees. I kid you not. I’m not just loosely throwing the term “obese” around either. I’m not being insensitive. I’m being very serious here.

Obese 24 Hour Fitness employees . . . you got to love the irony.

It’s like a vegetarian working at a slaughter house, or Shaquille O’neal teaching free throw lessons, or Jessica Simpson acting in a movie.


***update***

I was just informed that Jessica has actually been in a couple movies. My mistake. I didn’t even know she could read.

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