Babyface

I used to be a Realtor. The company I worked for sent me on pre-set appointments and it was my job to close close close!

Sometimes, I had to deal with really rude clients. When I'd show up at their house, they would open the door and with a surprised look say, "Aren't you a little young to be a Realtor?"

I always wanted to reply with, "Aren't you a little old to still be alive?"