12.13.2006

Mother's Day

If I call you a Realtor, it's because you sell real estate. If I call you a doctor, it's because you went to school for about ten years, got a PHD, and you practice medicine.

But, I can call you a "Motherf*cker" -- even if you never had intercourse with a mom before!

You can be a "Motherf*cker" without having the proper credentials . . . Amazing.

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