Kindergarten Memories *sigh*

When I was in Kindergarten, I was the only asian kid in my class. So, my teacher assumed I couldn't speak in English, although I was born in San Diego and spoke perfect English, thank you very much.











They put me in the ESL (English as a Second Language) program.

I have memories of totally rockin' that sh*t. I was a cocky little 5 year old.

My teacher would be like, "Ok, what does C-A-T spell?"

"That's cat, bitch. NEXT."

"Ok, how about M-O-L-E-C-U-L-E?"

After yawning, I returned with, "You bore me. A 'molecule' is an aggregate of two or more atoms in a definite arrangement held together by chemical bonds, DUH . . .

Look, if you're not going to take this seriously, I'm leaving. Sesame Street is on."