The New Cleavage

A new phenomenon is sweeping the nation.

It was once taboo . . .

All hooters waitresses have it. Their uniform accentuates this body part purposely. Hint: NOT boobs!

I call it:

THE NEW CLEAVAGE

Once upon time, lovehandles were frowned upon.

Now, women everywhere are flaunting this trendy body part. I say, more power to you!

In my native tongue (filipino), we call this body part: Bil-bil.

Whenever I see a girl rockin' the new cleavage . . . it's UN-BIL-BIL-IEVABLE!